I have been an abusive daughter. I have treated my mother just terribly. I don't give her anything to drink or eat, I don't give a shit if she's crawling with infestation or even clean. And I couldn't care less. Really. Her caretaking actually fills me with ennui. It should be pointed out, that before you dial social services, I am talking about Mother Earth. And since I don't normally walk around saying Mother Earth, lest I get the "Oh God 360" eye roll... today, in this post, I am calling my yard, Mother. Ya dig ? Fortunately for Mother, a few sweet words from a friend have inspired me to spend some quality time with her. Plus, my neighbors are all beginning to think I'm an asshole. They're a little slow in that regard. And despite all my big talk a moment ago, I really have been feeling twinges of guilt about the state I have let my mother fall into. Her hair is uncombed and full of pests. Her skin is dry and cracked. She is an abo...