I live and breathe - linked up edition

An award has been bestowed on me by The Savage of The Missouri Savage
and since my poetry soothes his savage heart...well, I simply must accept and play along
Thank you, raconteur and toast lover extraordinaire

Here's the thing with me and tags...everyone is "it".
Anyone who is reading this right now, even if it is your first time ever, may just jump in and have at it...

Cuz you're all winners in my book.

Rene's Big Book Of Kickass Folks
with glow in the dark stickers
and a forward by Chuck Norris

Ten or so Things I Do On A Daily Basis

That Don't Include Bodily Functions

Stretch...like a cat...my favorite way is to reach up on the door frame and just hang

I must do this several times a day...I can't resist a good door frame stretch...I also secretly believe that doing this will make me taller. Didn't Bobby Brady try that?

Write..I admit sometimes I have to force myself because I have no discipline when it is nice outside, when something shiny is in my field of view or when Curb Your Enthusiasm or Bored To Death are on...and like anything done on a Friday before the shop closes that ain't my best stuff...

Alright, drinking may be considered a bodily function but whatever...I drink 3 cups of coffee a day with cream... I get a cup on the way to school, have one at school, and grab one on the way home...either Dunkin Donuts or Starbucks...I don't prefer one over the other.
I also have a glass of cabernet sauvignon with dinner, every night.

Say "Otis..my man" every morning to my neighbors cat Otis, who's favorite sunning spot is my front porch.

Read your blogs, I am not just sucking up here...well, not that you know of anyway...

among those that I enjoy... I'm Not Benny, Harnett-Hargrove, Jessica Watson, 29 Black Street
and so many more...I just picked these randomly

Walk... be it outside or on the treadmill...my thinking time. This is when I start constructing poems and shopping lists and wonder if Abe Vigoda is still alive.

Jiggle the handle on the upstairs toilet...because someone always forgets. And if you ever want to drive me out of hiding... instead of playing Limp Bizkit just put the sound of a toilet running on blast. Game Over. Uncle.  I know this is so veryclose to a bodily function but, it isn't so...whatever.

Say I love you, buddo.. to my daughter, just out of nowhere, anywhere and in a funny voice...she says back'atcha...it's very Gilmore Girls.

Bring up some obscure song, movie, commercial jingle or television catch-phrase, just name any theme song folks... I am your jukebox...I love to singa...I also drop random wisdom from My Name is Earl... "When there's free refills get the small, cuz the smalls a large with a little extra walkin' "~ Joy...

Scat rap about something that irks me...toothpaste left in the sink is on heavy rotation...just sayin'...in case the perp is readin' :)

Make my bed before I go to bed. Doesn't matter if I'm dead tired, it's gotta be made first.

Watch the sunrise, unless I'm ill or absolutely out of it..I never miss it...

Hope you all enjoyed these 10 scintillating facts about me...feel free to go forth and share 10 of your own :)

Peace ~ Rene